(I AM planning to post about Asher's amazing birthday weekend and our March of Dimes Event at GE, but I am short on time as Luke is in our children's program at church this weekend and we are super busy! If you live in the area and want to come see him play a mean air guitar on stage email me and I will give you the details! :-) For now here is a Benjamin funny...)
Ben: Mommy, you have a baby in yours belly?
Mommy: Yes, Ben I do.
Ben: Mommy, you have a baby in yours butt?
Mommy: (slightly stunned by his honesty) No, just in my belly. (guess I won't be indulging in my every craving anymore)
Ben: Mommy, Daddy is a boy?
Mommy: Yes Daddy is a boy.
Ben: Luke is a boy?
Mommy: Yes, Luke is a boy.
Ben: Ben is a boy!
Mommy: Yep! Ben is a boy!
Ben: Mommy is a girl?
Mommy: Yes, Mommy is a girl.
(he seriously sat there thinking for at least two or three minutes and then it was like a lightbulb went on.)
Ben: OH! Boys have a penis and girls have a belly?
Mommy: (laughing so hard I couldn't breathe) Um...well...kind of.
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